Birthday Battle: Joey Lawrence vs. Crispin Glover

This is quite a pair to go head to head…  Joey Russo vs. McFly…

And I know Joey is going by Joseph these days, but that’s some ploy to get us to forget the pain and suffering he put society through as Blossom’s brother…

I’m pulling for Crispin, but I’m not sure that he wouldn’t get a beat-down from Joey…

But you tell me…  Who would win in a back-alley, bare knuckle standoff?

Birthday Battle: Walken vs. McGregor

Who wins in a battle by any character played by Christopher Walken vs. Ewan McGregor?

My vote goes for more cowbell because archangel beats jedi…  Am I wrong?