• Never came across the word simulacrum until today. Synonym for image. #
  • Not functioning well on 4 hours of sleep. It's kinda like drinking weird, but cheaper and tedious as all hell. #
  • Wondering how Rock You Like A Hurricane got in my head. I'm not even a Scorpions fan at all... #
  • Has anyone else specifically not checked into a Foursquare location as to not become its mayor? #
  • Quick count... How many apps do you have on your iPhone? Me? 79... #
  • Will do the same on the east side... RT @danielincandela Jay Z people.... #hiphoplastday #
  • Donato's pizza fail. Took more than twice as long to deliver than promised. Not fresh. #
  • Rocked a white wine reduction with mustard. #
  • My wife follows traffic signals when playing GTA4... #