I golf a little now.  I used to golf a lot, back in high school.  This is an account of my hole in one and I felt compelled to do after taking a nice picture of the ball…

So yeah, I was on the golf team for three years in high school.  A few things to note.  First was that I was required to wear a hat during matches to cover up my non-standard hair color (purple was my favorite).  Second was that I was kicked off the golf team for a practical joke involving Ex-Lax.  That’s a blog for a different time…

The Beanee Weenee Golf Ball

Anyway, I went golfing after school with two of my best friends one fall/winter afternoon.  It obviously wasn’t golf season.  It was something to do.  Because I haven’t head from either in a long time, I don’t want to use their names.  So I’ll call my friends Mr. H and Mr. T.

Mr. H was on the golf team with me, and Mr. T was just a friend in common that liked to play for fun.

So we went to play at Saddle Brook which was just a nine-hole course at the time.  Saddle Brook is on the west side of Indianapolis and I’d played there a lot since I had a brother that lived on the course.  But it was just a round for fun, and we were playing like it.  Not taking ourselves seriously and enjoying the activity.

I was playing about average for me.  two thirds of the way through I was headed for my usual score of around 42-44.  Mr. H was right there with me, and Mr. T was way up there.  None of us really cared about our score because it was all about fun.

I found a ball on hole 7 (now hole 16), and laughed out loud because of the corporate logo.  It was a Beanee Weenee logo golf ball.

When we got to 8 (now hole 17), I checked the yardage which it claimed as being 177 on the card, but I thought it was at least 10 yards short.  It’s a cheeky little hole with an elevated, two tier green.  I grabbed my 7-iron and threw a ball from my pocket onto the tee box.  In my usual style, I just set up and hit it without teeing it up and with no practice swing.

Mr. H and Mr. T were both still getting their clubs and one of them asked where my shot was heading.

“Right for the green” I responded not thinking much of it.  It looked like a good placement.  One of them asked where it went.  “I think it went in the hole” I responded.

Without them hitting their tee shots, we all ran up to the green and jumped up with celebration at finding the ball in the hole.